Oh Lord Helmet

Time: 08:00 PM (2000) EST on Thursday, January 19th, 2012
Location: North Charleston Coliseum in North Charleston, South Carolina

Not often am I putting up a serious piece but this is all media based and Lordhelmet is pissed. Hit 6:16 on the second video (UCF’s version uncut) that puts a dent on ESPN’s skewed version of “Outside The Lines”. You know what? Just watch both. In this order.

First this one:

This this one:

Now go figure.

Hey man. Indian people can fight.

If you watching the Channel number, it goes from: 8 to 5, to 69 then back to 5.

Everybody has a special talent. It might be drawing. It might be singing. For Masanobu Sato, it’s jerking off.

Since 2009, the Tokyo native has held the masturbation world record at San Francisco’s annual Masturbate-a-thon for the longest continuous time spent masturbating: 9 hours and 58 minutes. To prepare for the event, Sato swam twice weekly and gained five kilograms of muscle. Basically, this guy does not give a fuck.

Which was the best of those? One word: Timecop
[via LTG]

What a deceptive title. When I saw “flirty” I was expecting her to be under the table blowing him. I’m so disappointed

Note how she has no shoulder straps. Malfunction my ass but I’m not complaining!

IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE WITH THE LEFT HAND. And yes, the camera adds 10 pounds….to your tits.

NOW THAT’S NEWS AS IT HAPPENS!